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EROTICA: Art of making love (2), by Anurika Onyelemelam

September 5, 2013

“Most importantly, learn to be a patient lover in bed. Be mindful of your woman’s pains and pleasure. Most babes experience pains during sex because the ‘honey well’ is not well lubricated”

I know a nurse. She’s a friend who told me that her guy only needs to hold her hands and she’d go wet down there!
Different strokes for different people.
Some guys go gaga once the babe’s teeth begins to nibble and bite their nipples.
The nipples begin to harden. Other guys, you can chew off their nipples all you want, they’d just be staring as if you’re a bad production of Indian film!
Still for other guys, their soctrum sac is their kick starter.
Just touch it or attempt to suckle or lick it and whoooop…they start clutching at your head.
God help the babe if he doesn’t break her neck.
Where are your own G spots? Tell your lover now, today, so that you both will have a better and more fulfilled sex life.
If you don’t tell her/him, who will you tell? The pigeons? I don’t think so!
Most importantly, learn to be a patient lover in bed. Be mindful of your woman’s pains and pleasure. Most babes experience pains during sex because the ‘honey well’ is not well lubricated.
A babe gets wet or lubricated when her guy kisses or touches her G spots.
The wetness is like her open arms, ready, willing and eager to take you in…your foreplay is like knocking on her door… her wetness…like her opening her door for you to enter. Trying to barge into her room, without her consent, can cause her pains.
You can hurt her without meaning to.
Every guy…every right thinking guy anyway…wants to see a smile on the face of his lover after a sizzling bedmatic!
If you did dig her well in bed, she might even bother to prepare your best meal.
Ha!Ha! Ha!
That’s when guys that are called John, begins to grin as the babe calls them, “Man Johnny, My man Johnny. Wetin you go chop?”
Ha! Ha!Ha!
If you know how to make her come, make her beg for you to impale her with your sword, she will naturally look forward to each moment of making love with you.
If you’re a horrid monster in bed, forget it bros…she’ll look for one and thousand reasons why she will not be able to come to your apartment, let alone your bed.
Hey! Hey! Wait a minute…you may be horrible in bed and she still comes around…why?…search me!
You don’t need a soothsayer to tell you why. Your money, fool! Certainly not that weapon you’d use to decorate your thighs. If you have it and don’t know how to use it to pleasure a babe, believe me, it’s a decoration and a wasted decoration at that!
I’m thinking maybe I should take you through the stages of foreplay in love making, revealing every intimate detail, in a graphic writing? What do you think?
Hey, wait a sec…I’m having this feeling of dé javu…have I done a piece on that before?

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